Well, it all started since I was just a regular ogre hanging out in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring magical creatures. But here I am, proving that even an ogre like me can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to one th

Man, this job really drains. I'm so fried I could just lay down. All I wanna do is slurp some soda and stare at the wall for hours. But first, gotta share a few Lord Farquaad memes to defeat the pain. Work is a real journey, man. This corporate ladder you see? It's just a staircase leading to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about hunge